A couple of Jurassic World concept art photos have been going around the internetz this week. They were created by Nathan Schroeder, who worked on The Avengers, Start Trek, and The Hunger Games. Sounds promising, right? NOPE!
Ugh, I DO NOT LIKE futuristic Isla Nublar and I could care less if this gets annihilated by dinosaurs.
The buildings look a little too Star Trek meets Sea World, which is a terrible, terrible thing. This probably means most of this stuff will be CGI and NOT like the first Jurassic Park where everything was built and real and cool and rad. Hire some real engineers and build some real shit, GUYS!!!!!
(Remember when they CGI’d the fuck out of everything in Jurassic Park 3 and it turned out to be a disaster? DON’T REPEAT THAT!)
The pictures also show some monorails, which is kinda cool because I’m totally down to see dinos destroy a place that looks like Disneyland. But what’s with the weird Bora-Bora tik houses on the ocean? That’s not the vibe I was expecting. Like, at all.
I really want low-key, moss-covered, jungle-set, safari-like shit going on. Stop making Isla Nublar look like a fucking mall in Dubai!!!!
Here are some interior shots of these buildings:
Better, but very cathedral-y. Am I crazy to hate any of this?
I just want this to be amazing. I want my dinosaurs to demolish some rad-looking structures I actually give a shit about, ok?
Hurry up June 2015.