TRUTH IN ADVERTISING
A few days ago my phone suffered the drop of doom while I was riding crazy rollercoasters at Six Flags Magic Mountain is Los Angeles. That shit flew right out of my pocket on a ride that went upside 8 times. You say that sucks, but I say about fucking time. See you never, blackberry. Let’s look back at my phone-losing situaysh and poke all sorts of fun at myself, and not just because I...