May 2011
4 posts
RUIN THOSE BRUINS
As soon as the Boston Bruins advanced to the Stanley Cup Finals earlier tonight, Boston Vancouver Pizza already changed its name. Check it out: Ahhhh!!!!!!!! The power of perfectly-timed, amazingly-FREE publicity. This place is going to be fucking busy now just for showing so much team pride. Better start pretending to like their food now! How much longer until their website crashes?  Go...
May 28th
13-FRIDAY-SCREAM
I haven’t talked about Scream 4 in a while. And yes, I do still think it’s the greatest sequel ever made, if you’re wondering. Thankfully for today being Friday the 13th, I have one more chance to ramble on about it with sounding too desperate. A lot of people still haven’t seen this movie (why??), so here’s your daily reminder to go see it. If more people go,...
May 14th
SUBTLE
My last post on the new Time Magazine featuring Bin Laden was bloody, but they managed to keep it classy. But why keep it classy when you can just keep it real? Here’s The New York Daily News cover from last Monday, May 2: HAHAHAHAHA. Leave it to The New York Daily News to call it how it is! As if this would be published anywhere else other than in New York.  So…. who’s...
May 9th
X MARKS THE SPOT
Some jobs are definitely worse than others. Take journalism, for example. You’re pretending to give a shit about say, the Royal Wedding, and you’re writing, writing and writing. You probably make a comment about how the wedding probably definitely ALSO was the rehearsal for the Queen’s funeral. Or maybe you make a more appropriate joke, like commenting on Victoria’s...
May 6th